Skate useless(fuck)


 We are useless(fuck)ing UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

Launching useless(fuck) this year rekindled the fire in my soul for skateboarding, but one thing felt off in my heart.  Everything we do with STALPH is HAND(fucking)MADE by US… except the boards.  Instead of continuing to have someone else slap graphics on mass produced boards, I am going press the (fuck) out of some wood, myself.  

Thank you to everyone that bought a deck this year!  You woke the 12 year old me who fell head over heels in love with skateboarding.  Until I get some decks prototyped, releases are on pause.  We still have plenty of (fuck)NUTS Hardware though, forever & always!   Bee back soon.  -UaZ 🖤